From today’s Dallas Morning News:

Get a room? Isn’t this a room?

The new Singapore Airlines A380 includes a suite with a double bed. But the airline doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea. “If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist,” said spokesman Stephen Forshaw.

The first paying customers, Australians Tony and Julie Elwood, didn’t like the policy. “They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,” Ms. Elwood told the Times of London. “I’d say they shouldn’t really complain, should they?”

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